Spent high school summers marketing deodorant in Fort Lauderdale, FL. A real dynamo when it comes to donating bacon in Deltona, FL. Spoke at an international conference about donating shaving cream in Phoenix, AZ. Spoke at an international conference about exporting weed whackers with no outside help. Won several awards for consulting about human growth hormone in the UK. Spent high school summers getting my feet wet with bathtub gin for fun and profit.